Description

The Vibe Slow down to speed up with the Haste Makes Waste “System-Overload” Oversized Tee. This design reimagines the classic proverb as a technical warning for a high-performance machine. It visualizes the moment when moving too fast causes “Calculation-Lag” and structural fractures. Set against a deep midnight black canvas, the back graphic features a “Mechanical-Stress Map”—showing how forced speed leads to a breakdown in precision. It is a definitive staple for the perfectionists, the strategic thinkers, and those who value the “Slow-is-Smooth, Smooth-is-Fast” philosophy.

Product Highlights:

• “Friction-Point” Illustration: Features a high-contrast back-print of a complex “Clockwork-Core” where the gears are shown warping and shattering due to excessive rotational velocity (RPM).

• Critical-Alert Palette: The graphic is electrified by “Warning-Signal Red,” “Friction-Burn Amber,” and “System-Error White,” mimicking the dashboard alerts of a machine pushed beyond its engineering limits.

• Technical “HASTE MAKES WASTE” Typography: Topped with a “Glitch-Distorted” wordmark in a “Corrupted-Data” font, paired with subtext like “Processing-Error: Buffer-Overflow,” “Structural Integrity: 14%,” and “Protocol: Immediate Deceleration.”

• Efficiency Data Points: Includes minimalist icons for “Error-Probability Curve,” “Resource-Loss Coefficient,” and “Precision-Drop Threshold,” integrated into a clean, industrial diagnostic HUD.

• Signature Oversized Fit: Engineered with dropped shoulders and a broad, boxy silhouette (270 GSM) to ensure a premium, heavy-weight drape that encourages a relaxed, deliberate pace.

• Premium Heavyweight Fabric: Crafted from high-density, 100% organic cotton, providing a structured finish that keeps the “Shattered-Gear” details looking razor-sharp.